I am an Undercover Cop with the Bloods in Santa Cruz California. I once had to go to the home of El Champanizy Gambuca on 4th and Santa Anna and he said, “did you bring it?”
I said, “Yeah, I brought it.”
"Then pull it out of the bag, Homes." he said.
I then had to pull out the Digorno pizza out of my bag. It was an illicit pizza smuggling gang.
He then told me, “So if you’re bringing this Digorno pizza to me, is it delivery?”
I said, “IT’S NOT DELIVERY OR DIGORNIO MOtHER FUCKER. IT’S THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE. WITH EXTRA LEAD TOPPINGS.” I pulled out my Glock.
Everyone was arrested and I became king of San Francisco.
somebody invent findahikebuddy.com so I can find one
I can get fucked up, too